To the person who broke into our car this weekend and stole stuff...

To the person who broke into our car this weekend and stole stuff...

How far into the event was it that you realized there wasn't really anything to steal? A first aid kit, a tire iron, some jumper cables... oh, and two ice scrapers. And a broken umbrella. And a lint brush. But you had to ransack the car anyway, and dump out everything, and leave a huge mess. I guess it did encourage us to clean the trash out of the car.

You did make off with an iPod. But the joke's on you. It was relegated to being the car iPod because it was mostly broken and almost dead.

I suppose the real coup for you was stealing the Cafe Rio card. There were only a few spots left on it, so after you purchase a few more you will get a free meal. This brings up a deep question: Is the theft worth your soul for the Cafe Rio card?

Well, we've learned our lesson. We'll try to keep some valuable stuff in the car so that next time it will be worth your while. Seriously, what did you think you would find?